Couch Cushions--The Final Frontier

Disclaimer:  The following is a very cheesy and nerdy attempt at hummer.  Any similarities to actual overworked exhausted moms is purely coincidental. 

(Que cheesy Sci-Fi music)

Narrator:  (Strong voice) 

Couch Cushions... The final frontier...


These are the voyages of the Star ship Organize.

Its continuing mission:

To explore strange new decorum...

To seek out new clutter and mayhem...

To boldly go where no mom has dared before!"

That is right, I am headed to clean out from under, inside, and around the couches.  If you don't hear from me within the week, you may want to call 911.